Billions MVP Fanbook
by Gingersnap | Fan Fun with Damian Lewis | March 27, 2019
Last week we introduced you to our ‘Billions MVP Fanbook,’ a compilation  post commemorating all those in honor of achievement for the utmost brazen, uber shameless, ultra scheming, unmatched badasses to date – from sports references, music, and tasty food to pop culture remarks, shocking twists and ultimate paybacks. Let us continue with that tradition as we award our Most Valuable Players (MVPs) this week.
Here are our Billions awards for Season 4, Episode 2, “Arousal Template.â€
Gingersnap
Hottest Moment – Axe flirting with Rebecca…and scoring. He really likes her confidence, and so do I. Intelligently, he’s met his match it would seem.
Rebecca: “I saw value. I took. You think that makes me bad?”
Axe: “Yeah. I do. In the best way.”
Ultimate Outfit – OHHhh meeee geerrrdd! Axe in dark jeans, white kicks, and a two-tone three-quarter sleeve baseball tee. I’ve been wanting Axe to wear those dark jeans again since season one, episode eleven “Magical Thinking.” There’s just something about those jeans! I don’t know why he looks good so dressed down, but he does. A very American Damian. #YumTime
Best Line – Chuck when he says, “Why, a year ago, I had legions at my command while your fund was deflating like a Tijuana breast implant.” The lesson here being, don’t get plastic surgery in Mexico.
Most Formidable Comeback – Rebecca to Axe: “Give me back the shares, FUCKO.”
Supreme Undercover Mud Holder – Tuk in the sting operation at Eureka Building Solutions
Most Perfect Analogy – When Chuck tells Axe that “…Raul is using the pension fund the way that Chris Stapleton uses Tennessee Whiskey – to slake his thirst.”
Damianista
Most Exasperated Sandwich Eater – Bryan Connerty. No explanation necessary.
Best Stretcher in Town – Kelly! Well, Axe swears by her so I believe him 🙂
And OH MY GOD! I was about to have a heart attack when this young woman arrived at Axe’s place just after Rebecca left. It is no secret I do not like single Axe. And as much as I have been rooting for him and Lara to get back together, I know it is a very long shot given Malin Akerman is not a regular on the show anymore. So I would take a committed Axe over single Axe any day! Imagine my relief when I find out Kelly is just the best stretcher in town.
And it turns out Kelly is playing herself in the show!
https://twitter.com/briankoppelman/status/1109993262817906688
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Ultimate Text Vocabulary – COAT? – Chance of Action Tonight?
Well, it may come handy 🙂 The fun thing is it turns out the show creators did not make it up. They overheard it one night.
https://twitter.com/briankoppelman/status/1109990440063901696
Prominent Invader of Personal Space – Ari Spyros.
Does Ari really need to sit on Wendy’s desk and lean forward to tell her about Bonnie not reporting the email she has received from Mafee? Besides, it seems he invades his colleagues’ personal space online! Spyros, as the head of compliance, can check employee emails for potential compliance violations but he does not shy away from reading personal emails, either. Gross.
Stephen Kunken, who plays Ari Spyros in the show, had this to say in response:
https://twitter.com/stephenkunken/status/1111013967244283904
Overall Episode MVP – Taylor Mason. Well, I may be Team Axe but I give credit where it is due. Taylor’s idea to use Axe to get rid of The Kozlovs is pure genius! Taylor knows the only way they can get rid of the Kozlovs is when the brothers do not have the money to give Taylor. So they call Theo at Patriot-Trust Bank to tell him they now have the money they need in a Russian accent and that Theo can go fuck himself.
Voila!
When Theo confirms it is not a Russian bank who is lending money to Taylor, Axe thinks it should be The Kozlovs. And the moment Theo finds out Axe may consider making him his prime broker if he fights as hard for him as he does for his bank, he turns off the credit lines for The Kozlovs. Hats off!
LadyTrader
Best Food –Â Being a half-Italian New Yorker, the Feast of San Gennaro is a must! I could just smell the sausage and peppers (or as we say it “sawsage and peppas”) cooking on the grill.
Best Finance Chick – It’s a tie between Bonnie and Rebecca. Tough, no-nonsense Wall Street Ladies. We’re here, we’re proud, get used to it!
Worst Hangover –Â I’m going to guess that goes to Taylor, after all those vodka shots!
Best (or maybe Worst) Creeper –Â You want to love Spyros, you really do. But then the show reminds you of what a creeper he is!
TailThatWagsTheDog
Best Prop (Food version) – the sandwich. Rudy goes after his with innocence and jubilance, Chuck tosses half of his aside, and Connerty attacks his with a ferociousness usually reserved for the criminals he prosecutes.
Worst Lover – Chuck – you knew when he asked for ‘The Box’ that he wanted to go the S&M route, but you also knew Wendy didn’t want that that night, and yet she gave in – this is going to have major ramifications later on, I am sure of it.
Most Potentially Shark-Jumping Element – the obscure cultural analogies – it seems like just about every character has to make a statement at some point which involves a cultural reference that only some will get – when used in moderation this is a great element to the writing, but so many of them are doing it so often now, it could end up becoming a hindrance. Too much of a good thing isn’t a good thing.
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